Monday, November 16, 2009

All By Myself

This photo really stinks. It's hard to take a photo of yourself with your iPhone.

Many of you know that I like to make up my own golfing songs. Lately I’ve found myself singing Eric Carmen on the course. I much prefer his original song to Celine's remake. So, I hum and sing.

All by myself
Don't wanna play

All by myself

Anymore

Let’s just say some of my golfing gal pals are not as addicted committed to their games as I am. They think a 55 degree day (sometimes 45 degree) is best spent working, doing laundry, shopping or having lunch. Can you believe that? For me, those things can all be done between the hours of 8 p.m. and 6 a.m., but I must have sunlight and some warmth to play golf.

Sure I have gal pals that like to play as much as I do, but many have left for Florida. (Wimps!) But I'm happy to hold down the proverbial fort and keep the Ohio gals golfing as much as possible. This is not an easy task.

Fortunately, I'm not afraid to play by myself. In fact, sometimes I actually enjoy it. I find it to be a great way to practice extra shots and work on your short game. I believe playing by yourself is probably the best way to practice. It may not always an option, especially on crowded courses, but this time of year in Ohio you can swing a solo round pretty easily.

Sometimes it's hard to get
the into the spirit of the game when you are by yourself—no matter how many imaginary Big Break opponents are playing with you. It can feel a bit like playing checkers alone even if you try to convince yourself that 10-foot birdie putt is for a million dollars.

I would never give up on hitting the course just because I may not have a golfing cohort, but some folks refuse to play by themselves. Not me. If it's beautiful out, and I've got the time, I'll play with or without a partner. There's no shame in going solo!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Creative Golf Gifts Make the Hit List

I'm going to have to start stepping up these Friday reviews because I have found some incredible golf gifts that I am really excited to share with everyone. Don't forget you can find all my favorite gifts by clicking on "Heather's Holiday Hits" on my sidebar.

My first find today comes from Paris, where Nicholas O'Connell is currently working as a golf architect. I actually gasped when I saw Nicholas's sketches from golf courses in England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales. The simplicity of these pencil sketches makes them all the more beautiful and stunning. You can almost see the clouds moving across the sky or the wind blowing the grasses in his works.
This sketch is one of my favorites. It is the 4th hole, a par 3 at Royal St. Davids Golf Course, Wales.

His 2010 Golf Sketch calendar is a wonderful holiday gift for any golfer and at only $8 (about $14 with shipping) is a real bargain. The calendar is 11.7 inches by 8.3 inches. Nicholas also sells individual cards for about $2.60 that are equally as stunning. The calendar is on artist-quality paper and will meet the test of any true paper snob—like myself. Golf Sketch ships from Europe, but items arrive very quickly, and for every item sold Golf Sketch will donate a percentage to "Just A Drop" water charity.

If I ever get to play any of these sensational golf courses, I will need the proper attire. A Sassy Golf glove is the perfect start to a great golf outfit. In fact, I could see myself building my outfit around one of designer Elizabeth Carless's fun golf gloves.

They are best described as a bracelet and glove combined into one. At first I worried that the cute charms might bother my swing, but I was wrong. The velocity of the swing keeps the featherweight charms in place and you don't feel a thing. It's amazing really.

Each glove is handmade and one of a kind. Sassy Golf has several adorable styles including flip-flops, beach fun, flowers, hearts, cocktails, and just plain girly. There is a style to match the personality of each golfing gal on your holiday list. Sassy Golf thought about every little detail down to the tiniest pink gingham bow on the top of the glove.

The gloves are $19.95, and Sassy Golf is currently offering free shipping if you buy two or more, so stock up. Each glove also includes a boutique-style gift pouch—no wrapping needed.

After a cold day of winter golf in Ohio, I'm looking for something to warm me up. Of course I'm talking about a glass of wine. So many of us give wine as gifts, but handing someone a plain bottle of wine can seem so. . .uncreative. Wine Wear has several different tailored outfits for your wine bottle, but obviously I like the golfer the most.

This is a must have for the golfer in your life. He has a flag in hand, visor on head and is wearing his favorite golfing polo. You will never want to give a "naked" bottle of wine again. Wine Fashion Wear is $9.99 per outfit. These are so entertaining, you might be tempted to dress up several bottles as your favorite foursome. They also make a great centerpiece.

Be sure to check out their wine decals too. They are a great alternative to wine charms. These reusable decals are $3.49 for a sheet of nine.
Lastly, a few weeks ago I wrote about the TPE putter. It's an amazing putter and training system that started with a Bud Light can and a desire to help a blind golfer. The TPE putter system will also be featured this holiday season on TLC's Designing Spaces as one of the best holiday gifts to buy. It airs nationally tomorrow at 7 a.m. via multiple satellite feed. Be sure to check it out.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

John Daly: The Red Carpet Bomb!

I missed the Country Music Awards last night. I was exhausted and crashed early—for once. I thought it was a good idea to catch up on some much needed rest, but I was wrong. Look what I missed!

JD and his girlfriend hit the red carpet with what he described as "a little Loudmouth for the CMA's—cherry bomb on the red carpet." In my opinion, it's a tad more than "a little Loudmouth, but I always love watching JD enjoy himself and show off his personal style at the same time. Besides, animal prints are always in.

Be sure to take a close look beyond the red and black tiger stripes. Where is JD? He's a mere slice of his former self. By the way, JD's new country CD should be out in the coming weeks.

If you missed it the first time, JD was kind enough to send me some personal photos that I used to produce create this video from one of his previous songs, "I Found It."

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Double Down


Well, after an extensive conversation about balls, I think it's time to talk about holes.

With fall upon us, it can become harder and harder to find the hole when the green is littered with leaves. Since I FAILED to become a single-digit index before the end of Ohio golf season, I am finally enjoying what I refer to as "bonus golf." It's kind of fun not to concentrate so hard on scores and just enjoy being on the course.

However, I must admit to becoming a little frustrated when I can't find the hole through the debris of leaves, twigs, and spider monkey balls. But I have a new solution to this problem that should also help the course superintendents around the country.

Leave the pins in the same spot, but make the hole twice as big. How easy is that?

It would make life easier on everyone.
  • Golfers wouldn't waste time trying to remove every little loose impediment on the green.
  • It would speed the pace of play on gorgeous fall days when EVERYONE is out.
  • The new design could lead to more post-season holes-in-one, which would mean more revenue for the bar.
  • I also may have made this shot on a 297-yard par-4 for my first eagle instead of a birdie. Is that too much to ask?

Editor's Note: For those readers who have accused me of making "everything" on this blog about me, I have this to say: IT IS! Get your own damn blog.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Do Your Balls Matter?

I've started referring to my efforts to become a single-index handicap as my "Mad Mission." I promised to share details about what worked and what didn't. The first thing I want to talk about is golf balls.

There are two different camps on this issue. One says players spend way too much money on golf balls and they usually aren't good enough golfers to play them. Another says you need a decent ball to play well. I've been in both categories.

I was a proud pink ball player for my first season of golfing. Honestly, they were much easier to find, and I often landed in some camouflaged places. There are some decent pink balls out there. I preferred the Slazenger one.

During my second season golfing, I switched to what I called "big girl balls." I ditched my pink for traditional white, but I stayed girly. I went with the Callaway Pearl. I think this is actually a very nice ball for most ladies. As Goldilocks would say, "not too hard, not too soft, but just right."

Then I graduated to the Callaway HX Hot balls. These gave me a little more distance than the Callaway Pearls and I needed that as I started to hit more greens in regulation. Bogey was no longer my par, and these balls helped me get my index down into the teens.

This season, I realized how very hard it is to move from a teen-something to a single-index handicap. I know, I know, I didn't make it. But I came damn close. (BTW, only singles are allowed to comment about my failure to do so-and I WILL check!)

A friend talked me into trying ProV1's this year, so I bit the bullet and coughed up the bucks. For a long time I would use a different ball on water shots. Then I realized those are the shots where I need the ProV1's most. I needed those shots to stick when they landed on tricky par-3's. So I started using them all the time. In fact, this was part of my Mad Mission. I decided I had to play with the same ball–all the time–and I chose the ProV1's.

This really did make a difference for me. As a strong hitter, but not a huge hitter, I had to focus on my short game to drop my handicap. For the first time in my golfing career adventures I really did start to fall in love with this part of the game.

I'd hit our short game practice area and play Big Break games in my head. I had to have pretend opponents, otherwise it wouldn't have worked. Remember I have NO problem talking to myself on the course. That way I'm assured of at least one listener.

My chipping and putting have always been decent, but they improved dramatically. I went to final elimination once or twice, but always prevailed on my imaginary Big Break.

Now I've officially become a ball snob. After the weather turned bad this fall, I thought I would try some cheaper balls that I had lying around. It was ugly. I couldn't stand how they felt or sounded off my driver head. They felt terrible on the iron face too. They were just too hard. It was a bad combination for a player who still struggles to find good ball flight.

Many other things helped drop my handicap, but finding a ball that was right for me and sticking with it was part of the equation. I may not spin the ball like the pros, but I do hit flop shots that need to stop when they hit the green. Basically a mishit for me with a ProV1 is far less damaging than one with a harder ball.

Fortunately I don't lose golf balls as much as I used to, so I purchase far fewer per season. That's how I am justifying $40/dozen. But I have learned one trick: buy a ball retriever.

Fall is a great time to find other people's ProV1's that never made the green. Many of these are brand spanking new (after a little scrubbing). So the next time your buddy insists on playing from the tips, let him. I'm happy to fish for his balls.

Friday, November 6, 2009

Have Yourself a Merry LPGA Christmas

There are some wonderful new LPGA items that I'm hoping will magically find their way under my tree this holiday season. I've bragged about Golf Passion by Alfredo jewelry before and now they have some fun LPGA-licensed items that are perfect for the holidays.

The silver LPGA pendant is my favorite and it comes with a 17-inch chain. At $54 it is a great deal for top Italian craftsmanship. Golf Passion also offers matching earrings and label pin in this style. The design comes in solid silver, black and silver, and a more colorful version. There is a something for everyone, so check them all out.

Once I morphed into a golfing nut, I realized I desperately needed more cool belts. I'm all over Golf Passion's LPGA belt, which is available in white or black leather. I like my belts to stand out, so I prefer the more colorful one, but a more subtle version is also available. They are $104.

Golf Passion
offers a large selection of Italian made women’s golf jewelry and golf gift items. All Golf Passion jewelry and gifts consist of premium materials such as solid silver, 24kt gold, cubic zirconia, full-grain leather, and hand-blown crystal. The details on these items are lovely. They have some excellent men's golf gifts too; their golf ball cuff links have Hubbie written all over them.

Golfing gals can bling out their look even more with an LPGA rhinestone T-shirt by Titania Golf. I think these shirts are fun and classy, and at $49 they are a wonderful, inexpensive gift for any golfing gal. They are available in black, white and red.

For gals who like sparkle, Titania has a huge selection of bling items available on their site. I think the "Golfaholic" design might be good for me many golfers. It is $49.

Titania also does custom-designed shirts, hats, visors, and towels for corporate golf events. Those interested should contact the company directly at Titaniagolf.com.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

My Tweet From Adam Scott

I received a DM, that's Direct Message for all you Twitter holdouts, from Adam Scott today. You can imagine my excitement when my iPhone alerted me to a message from ADAM SCOTT!

Then I read it.
I felt like just like Ralphie from A Christmas Story when he opened his secret decoder pen from Little Orphan Annie only to find out it was an advertisement for Ovaltine. So I've been spammed by Adam Scott. As Ralphie would say, "Son of a bitch!"

I'm sure Mr. Scott is unaware that someone hacked his account, but I thought we were closer than that. Especially after he sent me a letter and all.




Wednesday, November 4, 2009

The Silliness of Practice Swings


In an effort to keep my golfing mojo this winter, I have decided to play whenever it is upper 40's, sunny and not too windy. Yesterday was one of these days.

I called one of my golfing gal pals to see if she wanted to join me for nine holes in the afternoon. She's almost as crazy as I am, so she indulged me. Just one catch: She wanted to bring her four-year-old son. The course was dead, and I thought it was a great idea, so off we went.

First of all, it felt good to not worry about my score for once. After working so hard to lower my handicap this season, it was fun to try new things and start working on improving my swing for next season.

Secondly, it was really fun to see the course through the eyes of a young child. He putted with us, but was much more interested in filling our divots and raking the bunkers. He went through two containers of divot mix. He must have fixed a hundred divots. The course is wet, so it needed his help.

But the highlight of the day was when this little guy joined me on the tee box for one hole. After I took my practice swing I heard this huge giggle from behind me. I turned around to see what was so funny. He looked up at me and said, "HA HA! You missed it!"

If you stop and think about it, swinging at a ball with no intention of hitting it can seem a bit silly. Especially if you are four.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Which Is More Dangerous: Slow Play or Swans?

In case you missed it, in this week's episode of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Larry David found more trouble on the golf course. Larry was responsible for contributing to an extremely slow golfer's heart attack, plus an assault on a resident black swan.

I felt a bit guilty for laughing, but I think many of us can relate to wanting to wrap a club, or two, around the neck of a super-slow golfer. Some of us can even relate to being attacked by a swan.
Larry's friends didn't seem to understand how a swan could be threatening, but I do. I love these beautiful creatures, but they can be downright mean. One recently came after a couple of my golfing gal pals on the ladies' tee box. He was MAD we were anywhere near his pond. Thank goodness I had my handy-dandy iPhone camera.

This situation could easily have ended up as inspiration for a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode, but fortunately one of my golfing pals has an "in" with this swan.
Apparently his name is Aflac and she has been feeding him (proper waterfowl food) for many months now. As soon as she appeared, Aflac immediately stopped hissing at us and started following her away from the tee. Larry David clearly needs to add a "Swan Whisperer" to his foursome too.

Editor's Note: The golf scene appears at 2:42 in this clip. Please remember this is pretend, and despite Hall of the Mountain King in the background, no real swans were hurt during this episode. So don't even start with the PETA comments.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da, Golf Goes On!

Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, golf goes on, brah!...
Lala how golf goes on...

I'm sure many of you were up late Saturday night waiting for the clock to strike midnight when GHIN posted my final scores of the season. For those of you who don't already know the results of my mission to be a single-digit index (before the official end of golf season in Ohio), here it is: 10.0

OUCH! One stupid tenth of a point. This is definitely a Tom Watson moment for me. To come so close and not make it. Okay, Mr. Watson was much closer to something much bigger, but you get the point.

I started this little journey on August 19 when I was a 14.6. I came a long way in a short period of time and managed to shave over 30% off my old index. So here I am left as my own Monday Morning Quarterback with all my "If onlys."

If only I had hit the course the last playable day of the season. Friday was over 70 degrees, but very windy. Weatherman said it would rain all day, so I made plans to rescue a puppy from a shelter instead. (I'm not saying this for sympathy. It's a true story.)

If only I had NOT played so many crappy days when the course was filled with more mud than grass.

If only I hadn't missed a short putt a few weeks ago that would have given me another sub-80 round.

If only I had entered more combined 9-hole scores.

If only the kids started school earlier in August.

If only I DIDN'T LIVE IN OHIO!

Hubbie said this morning that I just need to find some place to play where I will be "in season."

My California and Florida friends have made some very gracious offers. But right now I think I need to take full advantage of his suggestion and hit La Manga in Spain. They even offer kids activities while I hit the links. As soon as I make my goal, I promise to return. Really, I promise.
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